on the low down

To not actually be gay but to engage in homosexual activity in order to satisfy your own carnal desires and is kept secret.

After the girls did not show up for the party the guys watched the porno tape and were soon on the low down.

by Jolly Roger April 10, 2004

pure

1) Having no impurities.
2) To be 100% authentic.
3) To be undiluted.

lab analysis revealed the substance to be 100% pure cocaine.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

by Jolly Roger April 03, 2004

Cowboy cold

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.

1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.

by Jolly Roger October 09, 2004

Ordy

Slang for Aviation Ordnanceman, said by some to be the most important job in the Navy.
The stated primary function of the Navy is to provide for open sea lanes. This is done by show of force which requires the ability to deploy ordnance on target.
The aircraft carrier is the primary force in a naval battle group which all other ships in the fleet join to protect so that it may deliver ordnance on target.
Every job description is essential to maintain a successful mission but the ordy is a special breed often regarded as just a little bit touched.

Pilot: I sure hope the ordies got my weapons straight otherwise I might as well be flying a hang-glider.

by Jolly Roger March 26, 2004

whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

by Jolly Roger March 20, 2004