Jolly Roger's definitions

Zanbatou

The literal interpretation of the term Zanbatour is "horse-slaying sword." This is the term for a sword used during the japanese feudal era. It was intended to remove a cavalryman's horse from underneath him by "slaying" it in one fell swoop. However, due to its massive size its was determined ineffective in combat and its use was therefore abandoned.

The zanbatou is a formidable weapon.

by Jolly Roger December 6, 2003

porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

by Jolly Roger March 19, 2004

pure

1) Having no impurities.
2) To be 100% authentic.
3) To be undiluted.

lab analysis revealed the substance to be 100% pure cocaine.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

ass jabber

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity

Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms

by jolly roger April 26, 2004

Cowboy cold

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.

1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.

by Jolly Roger October 8, 2004

whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

on the low down

To not actually be gay but to engage in homosexual activity in order to satisfy your own carnal desires and is kept secret.

After the girls did not show up for the party the guys watched the porno tape and were soon on the low down.

by Jolly Roger April 9, 2004