Johnny b's definitions

Fucked her to birth

Fucking a pregnant woman to the point of birth

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.

by Johnny b June 13, 2015

Panning

To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.

Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.

Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.

A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)

I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.

I am Absolutely panned.

Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !

by Johnny B November 1, 2018

cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 3, 2003

dingle-berry

a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.

Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!

by Johnny B September 9, 2003

side-by-side

Term for a double-barreled shotgun with the barrels placed side by side instead of on top of each other. Typical shotgun for hunting small game.

yo check out this side-by-side!

by Johnny B May 25, 2004

big ron

First done by the football (Soccer in the US) commentator "Big Ron" Atkinson (Hence the name), this is the strange phenomenon where a person can talk the biggest load of bullshit ever, yet it makes perfect sense under the circumstances

well done franco, you've just done a "big ron" again

by Johnny B March 14, 2004

honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

by Johnny B March 14, 2004