Johnny Tats's definitions

kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

the stuff

slang term to describe AIDS

Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier

I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long

I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.

by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008