Johnny Tats's definitions

buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

shade out

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008