Definitions by Johnny Tats

Would I 

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

Would I by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

the clinch 

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

the clinch by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

championship level 

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

championship level by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

gaybriolet 

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man

Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.

gaybriolet by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

cunt cleaver 

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

cunt cleaver by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

BBR by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008

kited up 

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

kited up by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008