Definitions by Johnny Fitswell

Chadillac Muskalade 

Chad Muska's Escalade

We saw the Chadillac Muskalade pull into the park and all got boners.

Chadillac Muskalade by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

Baker 3 

It's about to bang y'all over the head, NIGGA.

Watch Baker 3 if you like skateboards, or you are a bitch.

Baker 3 by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

Naughty Johnson 

A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.

Stan took his Naughty Johnson down to the health clinic so they could diagnose the new red bumps.

Naughty Johnson by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

tee off 

The inessential act of removing one's shirt before a fist fight. Usually followed by an exchange of the words square and up.

I watched Jason and Matt tee off, squared up, and get arrested before anyone threw a punch.

tee off by Johnny Fitswell January 10, 2018

gigajimmy 

A gigantic jimmy, the opposite of a millijimmy or microjimmy.

"Peep that gigajimmy over there in the tight black jeans."
"Bullshit, he's got to be stuffing"

gigajimmy by Johnny Fitswell January 10, 2018