Definitions by Johnny Donut

Adoctorford 

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.

Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.

Adoctorford by Johnny Donut October 1, 2018

Kavanova 

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

Kavanova by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018

Bashionista 

One who openly mocks new styles, fads and trendsetters out of righteous indignation.

Marla was acting like such a bashionista when she called Tom’s hoodie with the built in ball cap ugly.

Bashionista by Johnny Donut May 24, 2018

Mealie 

A photograph one has taken of a meal and shared through social media.

When Jamie went to the new Mexican restaurant he sent a mealie of his burrito to his friends touting it's authenticity.

Mealie by Johnny Donut August 29, 2017