Johnny Donut's definitions

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020

Chip Chip Away

A minority rally cry when majority partisan agendas are passed to the detriment of the country as a whole.

When five unqualified judges were confirmed a few Senators cheered, “Chip Chip Away” in disgust.

by Johnny Donut October 24, 2019

Bah Hallow Humbug

An exclamation conveying a strong hatred of people and activities associated with Halloween.

The old scary man on the block would scream, “Bah Hallow Humbug!!” at children attempting to trick or treat at his house.

by Johnny Donut October 31, 2019

spazchoo

An unexpected sneeze causing an individual to lose physical control of their body in a comedic way.

Dave’s spazchoo started the chain of events that eventually led to the lamp getting knocked over.

by Johnny Donut December 24, 2020