Definitions by Johnny Donut
Rekurdican
An American political party created, defined and ultimately destroyed by the great and unmatched wisdom of their highest elected member.
A once proud political party was brought down by a Rekurdican administration and their many enablers.
Rekurdican by Johnny Donut October 8, 2019
Debtennial
An individual born between 1981 and 1996 who struggles every month to repay a soul-crushing amount of student loans.
Steve became a true debtennial when he decided to pay his monthly student loan obligation before paying his rent.
Debtennial by Johnny Donut May 28, 2019
Louied
When an individual is exposed to an act of masturbation after declining polite invitations to observe.
Barbara was pretty upset after she was louied on a first date with an otherwise well mannered gentleman.
Louied by Johnny Donut May 22, 2019
Reputincan
An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.
When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.
Reputincan by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019
Caucasianmail
When rich white people threaten to reveal kind words or gestures to damage a person’s otherwise stellar badass reputation for their own material gain.
The record label used caucasianmail when they negotiated the contract of the notorious rapper Street Killa.
Caucasianmail by Johnny Donut February 8, 2019
Jew Gypsue
The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Jew Gypsue by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
Maganificent
Maganificent by Johnny Donut January 23, 2019