Johnny Donut's definitions

Ukrainian Us

Loosely translated as I or me. The exact opposite of the collective we.

Donald used the Ukrainian Us when he asked Volodymyr to help us with investigations into his political rival.

by Johnny Donut December 21, 2019

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

quarandating

When people pursue romantic relationships while recognizing social distancing and other recommended CDC guidelines during a pandemic.

Grace and Sergio practiced quarandating during the pandemic to help protect older relatives within their respective families.

by Johnny Donut March 20, 2020

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020

Trump Dick Sucker

Term used to describe rabid supporters of Donald J. Trump who disparage all of his perceived enemies with an unrivaled animosity unseen before 2016.

The way Lyndsey went after Nancy proved he was the biggest Trump Dick Sucker (TDS) in the group.

by Johnny Donut December 11, 2019

Bashionista

One who openly mocks new styles, fads and trendsetters out of righteous indignation.

Marla was acting like such a bashionista when she called Tom’s hoodie with the built in ball cap ugly.

by Johnny Donut May 24, 2018

Chip Chip Away

A minority rally cry when majority partisan agendas are passed to the detriment of the country as a whole.

When five unqualified judges were confirmed a few Senators cheered, “Chip Chip Away” in disgust.

by Johnny Donut October 24, 2019