Johnny D's definitions

reach- around

when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him

the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner

by Johnny D April 5, 2005

Little Elvis

In gangsta circles, a Little Elvis is a gun, a gat, a piece.

Homey started talkin' way too much smack so I pulled out my Little Elvis and ended the argument

by Johnny D May 23, 2006

Slap Leather

To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars

If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!

by Johnny D April 27, 2006

Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 22, 2021

Thin

A story or an idea that doesn't hold much water

that dudes story was pretty thin yo!

by johnny d January 10, 2005

ho stacks

hi-heeled platform shoes

Man dog...Did you see that bitch in the black ho stacks? I gotta get me some of that yo!

by Johnny D June 16, 2005

Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!

Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!

by Johnny D February 1, 2006