Johnny Chingas's definitions

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

dot nig

The hip spelling is ".nig" and can refer to any black-oriented media.

Did you hear that DJ at the .nig ?
Dude, download the rap at .nig !
.nig's drummer is the master jazzer !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

pizzle

A bull's penis

That chiseler fizzled, after she nizzled, then shizzled, my prize bull's sizzled pizzle !!!!!!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

noopy

A doll or character like Snoopy but without the S. More loveable than Snoopy, tends to be droopy.

What do I want for Christmas ? A new noopy-doll !!

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

diddler

An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.

Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004