Johnny Chingas's definitions

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

yapple

i) As a verb, "yapple" intuitively means, "running one's yap (mouth)."
ii) As a noun, yapple could mean a quantity of gibberish (meaningless sounds or language).

i) When Christina woke up in the back seat, she yappled.
ii) "I've never heard such utterly boring yapple in my life!!"

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

pizzle

A bull's penis

That chiseler fizzled, after she nizzled, then shizzled, my prize bull's sizzled pizzle !!!!!!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

burnupabowl

This is a rhyming phrase that is commonly muttered while performing mundane household tasks.

burnupabowl, burnupabowl, burnupa-burnupa-burnupa bowl.....

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004