Johnny 's definitions

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

rab

adj. rad, cool, awesome.
n. a dance, possibly created by a guy named Rab.

coined by The Donnas, who sing it in a lot of their songs.

1. He's so glitchy, he's so cool. He's the rabbest in the school.
2. Come on, baby, let's rab.

by johnny September 22, 2004

loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.

OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?

by Johnny March 10, 2005

Schwicked

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.

guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!

by johnny March 11, 2005

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.

The employee worked for a wsi

by johnny May 13, 2005

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 15, 2005