Johnny 's definitions
when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
by Johnny March 12, 2004
Get the horrible geoffreymug. 
by Johnny November 7, 2004
Get the IGN Vestibulemug. A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.
by Johnny February 25, 2004
Get the rajuabjumug. similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
by Johnny May 18, 2004
Get the Schlumpkinmug. The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.
by Johnny March 10, 2005
Get the loced outmug.