Johnny 's definitions

Schwicked

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.

guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!

by johnny March 11, 2005

cos

a term in Hebrew for "cup"

Miriam has a big cos.

by Johnny February 21, 2004

$

The purpose of life, the reason why you are on earth

The thing that you work so hard for everyday

also means power and respect

Person: Why do u go to school?
Young one: so i can make a lot of $

Person: Why are u so sad?
Young one: Man i am broke...

Person: Why are u so happy?
Young one: I just won the lottery!!

by Johnny January 4, 2007

chick

Derogatory term used by males to describe females they can't have.

- That chick is hot!
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.

- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.

- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.

- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.

by Johnny May 19, 2003

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006

hellie

the fucking hottest person in texas...ecept she is a huge whore but everyone knows that. shes gorgeous and make everybody laugh. hellie is the pussy i wanna screw tonight.

"Yeah when I go to this party tonight if im the luckiest guy on the world maybe ill fuck hellie!"

by Johnny April 4, 2005