gaybriolet

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man
Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.
by Johnny Tats July 29, 2008
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plank

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.
by Johnny Tats October 15, 2007
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shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007
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dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes
Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.
by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008
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q-bert

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.
by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007
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martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
by Johnny Tats September 14, 2007
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splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah
I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.
by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007
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