Definitions by John_Utah

Motley Vanilli

When an artist pretends to play live rock and metal music on stage, but we all know they aren't.

Did you notice the bassist was clapping his hands as his bass kept coming through the mix, I think they are trying to Motley Vanilli us.

Motley Vanilli by John_Utah July 15, 2023

HACK 

An Insecure person, typically not a college graduate or someone who knew both of their parents, who is trying to troll, but lacks the intellect, and vomits a ridiculous take that is intended to be incendiary and ignorant

I saw some hack the other day suggest that Eddie van Halen is not an all time great guitarist, but instead is overrated.

HACK by John_Utah May 1, 2022

political logorrhea 

Cannot stop talking about politics, injects politics into any conversation regardless of topic.

John suffers from political logorrhea, he just brought up Trump into a conversation about music.

political logorrhea by John_Utah June 17, 2021

Butt Rock 

A term used by insecure male music fans who dislike bands like Creed and Nickelback because they do not want to admit they like that music, and instead project a homoerotic connation to compensate insecurity.

I heard that song Higher by Creed, I really liked it, but I cannot let anyone know so I am going to tell everyone I heard that butt rock band Creed on the radio.

Butt Rock by John_Utah December 25, 2018

3-1 

a phrase used by insecure fans who are jealous of a superior team that loses despite NBA intervention.

Look at those last place fans talking about 3-1 leads being blown., they sure are jealous of Warriors fans

3-1 by John_Utah November 23, 2016

dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

dirty rivers by John_Utah December 29, 2015

Klay-Bag 

Verbally eviscerating and symbolically teabagging the insecure coach/player/fan of an inferior team who is crying about their team being unable to take of their business.

Did you read that Warriors player sure klay-bagged the coach of the Clippers for saying they were lucky.

Klay-Bag by John_Utah December 2, 2015