John WK's definitions

cheekage leakage peekage

Looking at cheekage leakage.

"One moment, honey, I got some cheekage leakage peekage."

by John WK May 1, 2007

alchohal

A common misspelling of alcohol, frequently made in LiveJournals and MySpace picture captions by minors who had a couple beers and a shot of Bacardi at a party one time.

Random internet user: "mmm...alchohal=loveeeeeee"

by John WK May 29, 2007

MySpace/Real Life Redundancy

When a friend tells you something both in person and via MySpace. Often greatly reduces the weight of a statement. Used when one is unsure of another's attention to their received MySpace comments.

(MySpace comment from: *Joshy-Tosh*): I got in a car accident dude.

Joshua Toshen: "I got in a car accident dude."

You: "Yeah I saw your MySpace comment. Nice Myspace/real life redundancy."

by John WK December 24, 2008

IMNHO

Short for In My No Homo Opinion. Used when a straight male needs to give another straight male some sort of fashion, dating, or otherwise generally effeminate advice.

"Dude, should I dye my hair brown?"

"No, IMNHO it looks better blonde."

by John WK May 29, 2007