Definitions by John Steinbeck

shit greenwood 

An expression commonly used by fans of Lee Greenwood to register stupefaction and/or befuddlement.

Shit Greenwood, I thought you knew better than to stick magic markers up your ass and draw caricatures of former presidents. Didn't you know the marker would get stuck all up in that?

shit greenwood by John Steinbeck April 2, 2003

wizzle

To urinate whilst fighting back an alcohol-induced malaise.

I wizzled more on my shoe than in the urinal.

wizzle by John Steinbeck March 28, 2003

Belushied 

Derived from the late-comedian John Belushi. Meaning: To get severly wasted; shit-faced.

I got totally Belushied at the office Christmas party.

Belushied by John Steinbeck March 28, 2003