John Steinbeck's definitions

wizzle

To urinate whilst fighting back an alcohol-induced malaise.

I wizzled more on my shoe than in the urinal.

by John Steinbeck March 28, 2003

Belushied

Derived from the late-comedian John Belushi. Meaning: To get severly wasted; shit-faced.

I got totally Belushied at the office Christmas party.

by John Steinbeck March 28, 2003

shit greenwood

An expression commonly used by fans of Lee Greenwood to register stupefaction and/or befuddlement.

Shit Greenwood, I thought you knew better than to stick magic markers up your ass and draw caricatures of former presidents. Didn't you know the marker would get stuck all up in that?

by John Steinbeck April 2, 2003