u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.

hi clark. u r so ql.

by John Smith August 17, 2003

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by john smith December 30, 2004

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005

chitch

Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.

"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"

by John Smith December 07, 2003

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

Scud

Scud is a Soviet made ballistic missile which Iraq used alot against Iran and American forces.The missile was originally designed to carry a 100-kiloton nuclear warhead or a 2,000 pound conventional warhead, with ranges from 100 to 180 miles.

The scud can be intercepted by a Mobile SAM like the Patriot.

by John Smith February 14, 2004