Urban Dictionary: Definitions by John Sharkey

Thin-dictive

To describe someone who has a below average Johnson and holds a large grudge.

Why is John Sharkey being so thin-dictive?

When a man or woman is alone all day in there home masturbating and edging for hours on end

Can you believe that John Sharkey took a sick day to have an extensive fap session.

1- an unsightly pooling of congealed bio waste

2- afterbirth/placenta

John Sharkey had the audacity to speak with a mouth filled with mung chow

Mung chow by John Sharkey September 12, 2025

When a man or woman vigorously masterbates without the use of pornography. Use your “imagination”.

Can you believe John Sharkey masterbates imagine style?