Definitions by John Sharkey

Extensive Fap Session

When a man or woman is alone all day in there home masturbating and edging for hours on end

Can you believe that John Sharkey took a sick day to have an extensive fap session.

Extensive Fap Session by John Sharkey July 14, 2026

Mung chow 

1- an unsightly pooling of congealed bio waste

2- afterbirth/placenta

John Sharkey had the audacity to speak with a mouth filled with mung chow

Mung chow by John Sharkey September 12, 2025

imagine style 

When a man or woman vigorously masterbates without the use of pornography. Use your “imagination”.

Can you believe John Sharkey masterbates imagine style?

imagine style by John Sharkey August 18, 2024