John Kebab's definitions

RTO

(Rejected Take Off) - Failing to obtain an erection of significant strength to penetrate the relevant oriface.

I tell you what Stan, next time I'm onto a promise of doing the wife up the arse, I'll need to limit myself to 10 pints of Stella beforehand. I nearly had an RTO.

by John Kebab September 14, 2010

Stealth Bombing

Crafty office workers who use an alternative floor to go for a shite.

Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.

by John Kebab February 27, 2010

ginted

drunk beyond belief

Fuck sake Ernie, look at the state of John...he's had 15 pints and he's absolutley ginted.

by John Kebab June 2, 2009

gint

A cunt

Look at her over there. I bet her gint is dripping like a fucked fridge.

by John Kebab March 27, 2009

nightwatchman

A shite that has been left in the pan overnight (either accidentally, or on purpose) that turns the water brown, and quite frankly, smells horrific for the first visitor of the day.

Fucking hell Frank, some bastard has left a nightwatchman in trap 3 - it nearly put me off my morning shite.

by John Kebab September 5, 2010

bottaye

arsehole

'Hi vicar, thanks for coming round for tea and scones. I hope you don't mind if I stand, but I had 10 pints and a curry last night and my bottaye is a trifle sensitive'.

by John Kebab June 2, 2009

fint

A combination of food and gint.

To have a meal before going out on the piss, with a view to picking up a bit of gint. 'Alright John, lets get some fint before we start the really heavy drinking'

by John Kebab March 27, 2009