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Definitions by John Joad

Crop Dust 

The act of throwing cocaine in the air of a crowded area, usually in a night club.
"Plain White Tees are okay in concert."

"Yeah, but Gucci Mane crop dusted the audience."
Crop Dust by John Joad August 14, 2014
(noun, adjective, or verb) When something is so amazingly and awesomely epic that it can only be compared to the battling of gods; can be written in all caps but not necessary; must start with a capital G
Olivia's day started out Godswar when she woke up to discover she won the lottery.
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Kyle's day was a Godswar when she discovered she won the lottery.
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Mason Godswarred his Physics test after studying all night and go an A in the class.
Godswar by John Joad May 30, 2009

Irish Hug 

To punch someone in the face
"Tom's dinner was late, so he slapped her. She then gave him an Irish Hug. He has a black eye, and now, he knows better."
Irish Hug by John Joad October 20, 2008

Irish Hug 

To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.
"Man, Tom was so drunk that he gave Harry an irish hug in the bar. Harry, then got him a sandwich and apologized for being in the way of his fists!"
Irish Hug by John Joad October 16, 2008

Irish Hug 

To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.
"Dude, you saw what Tammy did to Paul? He slapped her, then she gave him an irish hug! He apologized and made her a sandwich."
Irish Hug by John Joad October 16, 2008