Birko

A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it

" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super

by John Gaskell March 23, 2004

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 03, 2003

Skrag

A Slang word meaning Motorbike or Scooter, usually stolen.

" I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "

by John Gaskell April 29, 2004

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004

wrong-un

Someone who is just wrong either a sex case,nonce or similar

" the Taff is a wrong-un, spends his rent money on skin mags and 1.50p texts, won't be long until he's up in court again "

by John Gaskell April 17, 2006

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Gettin' Into

A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.

" Who the fuck was that bird you were Gettin' Into? Boris Karloff's Lad? "

by John Gaskell April 01, 2004