John Gaskell's definitions

Cowpin'

Slang meaning to have sex

" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

hireys

English Currency. Money

" I wanted tae get rotten but I've no got dae Hireys "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Sledging

To protrude your jaw outwards whilst rolling your eyes back into your head. Common in hot/humid nightclubs were a lot of people are dancing on Ecstasy.
also: gurn

" eh lad!! pick your fuckin jaw up off the deck and lets get to fuck, I'm fuckin hot as"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

gibba

A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.

"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Jingly Jangly

A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.

" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Double Drop

To Swallow two Ecstasy tablets at the same time thus making the hit more intense like your first ever Gary.

" I Double Dropped on saturday and actually shit me kecks because the hit was intense "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004