A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

by John Gaskell April 01, 2004

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin
(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004
