fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
by John Doe January 22, 2004
by John Doe August 16, 2004
A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.
"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"
by John Doe June 14, 2003
A girl that is sexually attractive.
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)
Briana Banks is the hottest porn star ever!
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?
by John Doe January 22, 2004
Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.
This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.
This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.
Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!
Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!
Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.
by John Doe March 13, 2005