grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 04, 2003

iremonger

One who makes stupid sounds and suggestions. redid example

That guy was one stupid iremonger.

by John October 05, 2004

club

A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.

Yo Derrel...lemme club this shit!

by John January 12, 2005

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

Taste the rainbow

Act of eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Unable to control his blood fetish gary tasted sally's rainbow.

by John March 17, 2005