John's definitions

wellis

A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.

wellis sucks at warcraft 3, he lost to a total lvl2 noob.

by john August 4, 2004

black_wire

that guy that seems to be everywhere and made that site but has NEVER updated it and only one link works, NO IDEA

hey u know that guy black_wire u like him ? nah - y not hes ok yea i guess etc etc

by john December 17, 2004

hoobastank

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

by John May 16, 2004

boobmongering

Staring at a woman's breasts.

Franklin got caught boobmongering Teresa at Hooters the other night.

by John April 19, 2004

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

Southtown

The nickname for Southington, CT. A gangster name for Southington.

All the kids from the hood live in Southtown.

by John December 8, 2003