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kappo

cunt, bastard, twat, mong, minge, fanny faced fucker, bandit of the arse. generally a shrub rocketeer.
kappo! (and pointing at someone)
by John August 10, 2003
mugGet the kappomug.

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy
Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.
by John April 20, 2005
mugGet the ventriliquistmug.

Scrub

A newbie; a person who is an idiot; has idiotic qualities; something that one did that was laughable, or newbieish (n00bish).
Nick, that kid is such a scrub.
Andy and Mark are wicked scrubs.

Dude, that clan is so scrub.
That game is scrub.
by John April 28, 2004
mugGet the Scrubmug.

wech

1.) Wech
A 11 year old child who talks shit to people on #foxro due to the fact that he is angry at his 2 fathers who never cease to rape him.

2.) Wech
A man who receives anal cleansing.
A man who is angry at the world because he was brought up by 2 fathers who beat him.
by JOhn January 3, 2005
mugGet the wechmug.

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever
aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy
by John October 19, 2003
mugGet the friends academymug.

dwhua

Can apply to anyone who drives a motor vehicle.
by John February 11, 2004
mugGet the dwhuamug.

reyrey

person who's sucks at online game and denies it afterward.
John is such a reyrey in SOCOM.
by john June 17, 2003
mugGet the reyreymug.

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