lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

working a sign

A homeless person that holds a sign up asking for handouts.

Guy #1: Look at that woman working a sign. Guy #2: Yep the sign says she's homeless.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

panzy panzolla

A very wimpy person that acts tough while intoxicated.

Drunken Larry is acting like a tough guy again. In reality he is a panzy panzolla.

by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 07, 2021

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 17, 2020

All better?

A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.

Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!

by JoeyBomm March 08, 2022

neather there

A word used by children that can't say beneath there.

Beau: That is my toy neather there. (Points at a baby crib).

by JoeyBomm April 04, 2020