lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 04, 2020

cojones virus

A drunk Mexicans way of saying the Corona virus.

(drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!

by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

unkeister

To remove an object from someones rectum.

I couldn't wait to unkeister that bag of heroin because it made me feel like I had to take a big shit.

by JoeyBomm August 02, 2021

statistically speaking

These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.

Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.

by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020

frew up

A little kids way of saying to an adult that they just threw up.

Mommy: Jimmy did you just throw up? Jimmy: Yes Mommy......... I frew up! 🤮

by JoeyBomm May 16, 2020