JoeyBomm's definitions

lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

cheesed over

Something that is broken and not working correctly.

My truck motor is cheesed over because I ran it without oil.

by JoeyBomm April 17, 2024

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

Covidology

The study of how one fucked up Chinaman killed thousands of people globally by introducing a Corona virus known as Covid-19 to the world.

Guy #1: This is bullshit that we now have a new field of study called Covidology. Guy #2: Yep all because of some dumbass.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

Dumbo ears

People with large ears that pull forward making them look like they have elephant ears when wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic.

Look at that guy with dumbo ears from that face mask.

by JoeyBomm July 12, 2021

Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

Catball

A group of two or more cats huddled together for warmth thus forming a ball of cats.

Don't worry about it being too cold for the cats outside tonight. They will group together to form a catball for warmth.

by JoeyBomm November 26, 2021