JoeyBomm's definitions

Pop pop p poop

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

Oder transfer

This happens when a person or animal has a body oder that transfers to the fabric that they were touching.

I can still smell Jimmy's oder transfer on that chair from when he planted that stinkin fart into the cushion. Pass me the febreze.

by JoeyBomm March 1, 2024

neather there

A word used by children that can't say beneath there.

Beau: That is my toy neather there. (Points at a baby crib).

by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020

Lurperville

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.

This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.

by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

unkeister

To remove an object from someones rectum.

I couldn't wait to unkeister that bag of heroin because it made me feel like I had to take a big shit.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020