Definitions by JoeyBomm

red parenthesis 

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

red parenthesis by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

isitme 

Said fast, the linking of the three words "is it me" most often asked by a female concerned about her vagina stinking during sexual intercourse. This is the quickest way for a guy to lose his erection for no apparent reason.

Guy #1: I was up inside that hoe again last night and we both smelt butt cheese! She axed me isitme? Guy #2: Well .....was it you or her? Guy #1: Dat bitch gots a stinky ass!

isitme by JoeyBomm April 23, 2020

CLOSED 

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

CLOSED by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

National haircut day 

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

National haircut day by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020

Ana Pixy

A person that puts people's last names on Urban dictionary thinking that she is funny but in reality she is a very stupid individual.

Guy #1: Look how Ana Pixy defined the last name Bommarito. It truly means "good husband". Guy #2: Yep ....not the stupid definition that she wrote. Guy #1: Let's give her a thumbs down. Guy #2: Yep .....I sure will. She is a dumb bitch!!!

Ana Pixy by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020

I'm overwhelmed

A phrase used by weak people to make themselves feel better when they have an abnormally busy day and/or life.

Woman: I need a good cry..... I'm overwhelmed! Waaaaaaa 😭

I'm overwhelmed by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020