JoeyBomm's definitions

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Corkable

A standard of measurement used by guys to judge whether or not they would have sex with a woman. The word refers to a penis entering and plugging a vagina.

Guy #1: Hey man...check out that chick.
Guy #2: She looks corkable to me. I'm going to get her phone number.

by JoeyBomm October 3, 2022

spawn bag

A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.

Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

cheesed over

Another way to describe something that is fucked up and not working correctly.

I got into a pushing match with some asshole the other day and now my shoulder is cheesed over.

Mechanic: Your engine had no oil in it and now it's cheesed over.

by JoeyBomm March 9, 2024

brutubastia

Italian word for homely bastard.

Look at that guy scaring away all of the women at the bar with the mean look on his face. He's a brutubastia!!!

by JoeyBomm March 24, 2020

I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.

Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021