JoeyBomm's definitions

Pop pop p poop

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

Jello belly

A fat persons stomach that wobbles like jello when pushed on or shaken.

That fat fuck has a jello belly!

by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021

neather there

A word used by children that can't say beneath there.

Beau: That is my toy neather there. (Points at a baby crib).

by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020

cob slobber

The saliva that is left on a man's cob after a blow job.

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!

by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

Lurperville

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.

This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.

by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021