Joey Orgler 3's definitions

bree metal

The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"

I was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

PDA

An acronym standing for "Poo Dick in Ass."

That girl seems prude, but all she needs is a little PDA.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

sperm

Street slang for penis pudding.

Sperm came out of my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008