Joey Orgler 3's definitions
A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.
Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
Get the Eighth Street Ballersmug. Characterized as a young, suburban white male. They are the favorite target of most street gangs, and are usually massacred in large numbers when living in inner-city establishments.
Carlos: "Yo Tyronius, let's go Curb Stomp that White-Bwoi."
Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."
Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."
by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008
Get the White-Bwoimug. by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008
Get the Vietnamese Lotterymug. The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008
Get the strangling the disobedient meat monstermug. This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008
Get the UFO Pornomug. An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
Get the Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhDmug. Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.
The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008
Get the midget pornmug.