Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

The Chubacabras

A very well known Latino street gang formed back in the middel to late 60's in Harlem. Since then, their numbers have grown and they've spread to Chicago, Illinois. There, they battle for premium Jenkem dealing street corners with the Eighth Street Ballers and the Robo Bros. They can be identified with their massive erections which they use to cock slap passers by. Their calling card is a Jalapeno pepper left at the scene of their various crimes.

Damn man, i had to stck a fuckin' chili pep'a up my fucking pee hole to get into the fuckin' The Chubacabras.... damn is my pee hole sore!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

White-Bwoi

Characterized as a young, suburban white male. They are the favorite target of most street gangs, and are usually massacred in large numbers when living in inner-city establishments.

Carlos: "Yo Tyronius, let's go Curb Stomp that White-Bwoi."

Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

choice

adj. That which is current, trendy, or desirable.

See cool, hip, awesome, sweet, mondo, rad, radical, tubular, righteous, killer, kick-ass, dope, gangster, ballin', tight, fresh, ill, fly, and poppin'.

Girl, that outfit is so choice.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008