Definitions by Joey Orgler 3
Frosted Turd
Frosted Turd by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
Hairyballs McCumsontits
An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.
Hairyballs McCumsontits by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty
A hardcore pornographic film which was filmed in 1972, but not released until 1976. Monetary disputes between star Hairyballs McCumsontits and director Ferdinand O'Hoolihan delayed the films release by four years. However, within opening weekend it managed to earn back double what it costed to make. To this day it remains a cult classic. In 2006, a 30th anniversary DVD was released by BJ Entertainment.
Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
Ferdinand O'Hoolihan
An American cult film director who has experimented with a wide selection of genres. Critically, he seems to receive much praise for his films, most notable of which include The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty, Home Alone, and No Country for Old Men.
Ferdinand O'Hoolihan by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
The Great Khali
A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.
The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.
The Great Khali by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
Norwegian Carwash
Norwegian Carwash by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD
An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008