Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

PDA

An acronym standing for "Poo Dick in Ass."

That girl seems prude, but all she needs is a little PDA.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

bree metal

The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"

I was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

urban dictionary

A place used responsibly by teenagers with lives to compliment their friends, endorse celebrities, discuss the dangers of sex, showcase their racial/homosexual/religious tolerance, and babble about subjects they are highly qualified in.

Urban dictionary is a burn book and webjournal site.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 30, 2008

Royal Rumble

Five or more having sex with each other at one time.

I was entry six in the Royal Rumble!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

sperm

Street slang for penis pudding.

Sperm came out of my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008