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mad props

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008
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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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bree metal

The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"
I was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008
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queer bomb

An admission of one's own homosexuality.
Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
Johnny: That sucks.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 28, 2008
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midget porn

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.
The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008
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