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The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.
The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
mugGet the The Great Khalimug.

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
mugGet the Hornswogglemug.

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008
mugGet the Jenkemmug.

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
mugGet the Eighth Street Ballersmug.

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
mugGet the gremlin tacomug.

queer bomb

An admission of one's own homosexuality.
Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
Johnny: That sucks.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 28, 2008
mugGet the queer bombmug.

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