Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

What's coonin?

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.

Yo Jamal, what's coonin?

by joemammy September 03, 2016

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy March 03, 2007

Pound Town

A level of intercourse reached when you're going for broke.

When you're girl is getting moody take her to pound town. If you're in need of further assistance Google Ron Jeremy. Thank me later horndogs.

by joemammy July 20, 2019

Tiggies

Tig ol bitties.

I have got to get a glimpse of those tiggies!

by joemammy September 04, 2016

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 03, 2016

LBSS

Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.

Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."

by joemammy April 29, 2015