hoser

Someone who did something stupid that demands satisfaction!

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

by Joel July 09, 2004

fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by Joel February 26, 2003

leporous

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

by Joel February 26, 2004

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 02, 2003

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 02, 2003

sucks to be you

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.

Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.

by Joel June 17, 2004

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 30, 2005