Joefus' Roommate's definitions

hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

chicken shack

When you pull your hand down underneath your balls in the shape of a chicken's mane, while clucking like a chicken until ejaculation, you slap the girl with the same chicken mane hand.

Bitch got chicken shacked, yo.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

Artichofa

To masturbate to, or with, artichokes.

I artichofa every time I watch the Food Network.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008