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atomic betty

An over rated cartoon recently added to the Cartoon Network line-up.
Not funny, not cool that pretty much describes it.
by JOE MOMMA June 11, 2005
mugGet the atomic bettymug.

Triple j

by joe momma January 18, 2005
mugGet the Triple jmug.

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it
50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"
by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005
mugGet the rapmug.

snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL
Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...
by Joe Momma January 23, 2004
mugGet the snogglemug.

hostile

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.
by joe momma January 18, 2004
mugGet the hostilemug.

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation
John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!
by Joe Momma April 24, 2005
mugGet the shatty fatmasmug.

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit
man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.
by joe momma January 19, 2005
mugGet the shaggy 2 dopemug.

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