Jimmy Hoffa

When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.

So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016