Joe Zarthon's definitions

Angry Schneiderman

While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".

Dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch AGAIN so I gave her an Angry Schneiderman!

by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006

Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006