Joe The Eskimo's definitions

Statutory Rape

Dating or fucking a minor when you are over 18

Kadin will be arrested for statutory rape once he is eighteen because he only screws little boys.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Idiot

Most people on this website

Look at that idiot on urban dictionary.

by Joe The Eskimo October 5, 2016

Jewminati

Like the Illuminati, but instead of gaining power through government, they gain money through the government. If Bernie Sandman is elected, Jewminati confirmed.

You know what's worse than the Illuminati? The Jewminati.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016