Definitions by Joe Marinello

PLORF 

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

PLORF by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

Skylarking 

Tomfooleries, Shennanigans, Kooky Mishaps, Humorous Antics, or any kind of act that is packed full of mischeivious content.

If you don't put a stop to those skylarkings of yours, I will not hesitate to drown you in pork gravy.

Skylarking by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

Crane Game

1. A sexual act that involves placing one's hand into the anus of another and grasping the feces, and then pulling out the feces.

2. A term used for saying how attractive someone is.

Hey, Joe! Look at that girl! I would so Crane Game that!

Crane Game by Joe Marinello February 1, 2006

Larg 

To murder an excess of 10,000 people.

Did you see that clown? I think he's going to larg in that orphanage!

Larg by Joe Marinello February 1, 2006