Joe Jacobs's definitions

Whaxican

Someone with White, Black, and Mexican heritage. I.E. Jared Buttry.

'Jared is a Whaxican.'

by Joe Jacobs December 19, 2004

Everquest

It's like crack for nerds.

David's addicted to Everquest.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Face

Commonly used term made popular by Brian Griffin of Family Guy.

Meg: "Wow Brian, you look great! How do you do it?"
Brian: "How do I do it? PUT DOWN THE FORK, FACE!

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Splooge

The inproper way to spell 'Spooge.'

It's spooge, idiots.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Bleatch

Snoop Dog's way of saying Bleach.

Gotta add yo bleatch fo dem whities.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Gaked

To kill somone or to be killed.

Brian went and gaked himself.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.

"I got a J-date in an hour."

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004