Joe Jacobs's definitions

Gaked

To kill somone or to be killed.

Brian went and gaked himself.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.

"I got a J-date in an hour."

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

Splooge

The inproper way to spell 'Spooge.'

It's spooge, idiots.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Whaxican

Someone with White, Black, and Mexican heritage. I.E. Jared Buttry.

'Jared is a Whaxican.'

by Joe Jacobs December 19, 2004

Dominated

To finish/own something of any sort.

1. Dude, I just Dominated that sandwich.

2. I just Dominated one in the bathroom.

3. I will Dominate you.

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

Schveet

Altered verios of the word 'sweet' in a German accent.

"Oh, that is so schveet!"

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

No-friender

Somone who has no friends and that no one likes. See Mike Farmer.

Mike Farmer is a no-friender.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004