Joe C's definitions

Modified

Open wheeled short track stock car.

The Modifieds produce the best racing around

by joe c July 30, 2004

lotc

slang for lick on the clit

That girl was like im tired of jumpin on ya dick time for u 2 lotc

by JoE C May 13, 2005

git-r-done

It's the great saying by great comedian Larry the Cable Guy

Git-r-done does not necessarily mean anything about having sex

by joe c August 19, 2004

Indy

1. Racetrack that hosts the Brickyard 400, Indy 500, and US Grandprix
2. The famous 500 mile race

by joe c August 8, 2003

hippo

See Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell is a hippo!

by joe c August 22, 2004

espn

the best channel to watch. It has the thing that matters most in life sports.

I love ESPN, it has everything to live for

by joe c September 2, 2004

Martin Truex Jr

Driver of the #8 Chance 2 Motorsports chevrolet Monte Carlo. His sponsors include KFC, Taco Bell, Long John Silvers, Bass Pro Shop, and Wrangler.
He started racing go-karts at new egypt speedway and then went to Modifieds at Wall Township Speedway. Then he drove in the Busch North Series where he was quickly discovered by Dale Earnhardt Jr, and went on to drive for him in the NASCAR BUsch Grand National Series. In 2004 he got his first pole at Daytona International Speedway and his first win at Bristol Motor Speedway. He also won at Gateway, Talladega, and Nazareth (I was at that race). HE currently leads the Busch Series points over Kyle Busch.
In July Dale Jr's burns only let Jr start the race until the first caution where Truex qualified the 8 car in the 3rd spot and finished the race for Jr.

Martin Truex Jr is a force to be reckoned with.

by joe c August 26, 2004