service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 09, 2005

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

shavetail

A shaved pussy, or a woman with same.

Damn, get a load of that shavetail!

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

pig party

A cruel event, typically in a college setting, at which the gentlemen compete to see who can attend with the ugliest date.

Damn, I could have won $100 if only that guy hadn't shown up with the retarded kid from the grocery.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

swordfight

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.

Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.

by Joe Bone April 06, 2005

dog leg

1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.

2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water

1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."

2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.

"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005