rhubarb

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.

Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

two acres

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

crack

1. freebase form of cocaine, generally smoked in a crackpipe

2. the crevice between one's butt cheeks.

"The Customs officer stripsearched Oprah and found forty pounds of crack."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

boolie

The hindquarters of a small tailless dog, such as a Schipperke.

That crazy dog has a bug up its boolie.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005