barnburner

An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.

Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

blowfly

someone who enjoys other peoples cocaine; a cocaine mooch

"Keep dat blowfly bitch o' your'n at home next time bro'"

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

my ass

1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey

1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

muck

in poker, to fold your hand

The muck pile is the pile of discards. Once your cards are in the muck, it's all over, baby.

"When that guy raised, I figured he had the nuts so I had to muck."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.

The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.

by Joe Bone April 13, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

Hzzzz...

1. (noun) A large yeti-like creature in "The Phantom" comic strip, who only says one thing: "hzzzz...".

2. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly likes something, but is not sure.

3. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly dislikes something, but is not sure.

Joe: "Look at the tits on that one!"
Jim: "Bag the face."
Hzzzz: "hzzzz..."

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005