Joe Bone's definitions

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

blowfly

someone who enjoys other peoples cocaine; a cocaine mooch

"Keep dat blowfly bitch o' your'n at home next time bro'"

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

no limit

A form of poker in which the player may bet all of his chips at any time. See all in. Texas Hold 'Em is often played "no limit" in a tournament setting, but there are many other variations.

"No limit, baby!", -- champion poker player Scotty Nguyen.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

plumbob

another word for the male member; a penis

Overheard in conversation between otherwise normal males: "Suck on my plumbob and bite my jelly bean bag."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

women's

Rural or black slang for female genitalia.

I likes lookin at women's.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005