Joe Bob's definitions

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

dirty face

One who has participated in oral sex or films of pornographic nature.

The opposite of clean face.

1. 'Dude! She did the entire football team! She's got a really dirty face!'

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

Woosha

A phrase used durring a time of excessive joy.

My friend Jason shouted out ,"Woosha when he rolled a Yahtzee."

by Joe Bob December 14, 2003

Lube Love

anal love making... gotta have that lube.

We used a whole tube o' lube last night while making some sweet lube love.

by Joe Bob October 28, 2003

thwapt

What happens when you eat way too many bean burritos the night before

He felt it coming on, then "thwapt" and he had to change his underwear.

by Joe Bob October 21, 2003

Googlifex

Act of putting someone into Google Search engine

I googlifex your mom.

by Joe Bob September 14, 2003

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002