clowne

Apk-crew if your reading this your ass jus got clowned majorly!
by joe December 18, 2004
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dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.
Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.
by Joe January 25, 2005
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porn music

by joe April 19, 2004
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Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face
A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!
by Joe December 11, 2003
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mlah

a term spoken after a false statement to infer a joke; fooling someone; to denote previous statement as false; to imply dominent social status over the other.

Used in conjunction with, "this dude," or "this guy."

Generally pronounced with the exsessive smacking of the tongue and lip upon opening to make the "m" sound.

Hanging ones own tongue out following the completition of the word is not uncommon.

A term use exclusively in the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, or by those native to South Texas.
"Hey, Alfredo, you have some cool British Knights," Julio said. "Mlah, this dude, thinking BKs are still cool. What the fuck?
Javier said, "Mlah, this guy."
"I'll fucking kick your ass," Alfredo said.
by Joe May 30, 2004
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big fat dummy

an individual who does a dumbass thing; resulting in people laughing at them; dummy should be said as dummaaayy
Joe and James stop stealing Mrs. Foy's cnady you big fat dummys
by Joe March 29, 2004
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Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 08, 2004
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