Joe's definitions

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004

t'other

Contraction, short for 'the other',

"Was that you I saw in town t'other evening?"

Pissed of guy: "Did you steal my ipod?"
Thief: "No it was t'other guy."

by Joe January 29, 2005

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005

Duranqe

Strange,odd, abnormal..something that is different from others..usually positives

Sharon is such a duranqe person. No one else in her class is like her

by Joe November 13, 2003

Dumb Dumb

A person with long brown hair, or bright white hair; usually named Kyle

Kyle is a dumb dumb

by Joe December 8, 2003

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005