Joe's definitions

muffin butt

A girl who while sitting down is extremely hot, but when she stands up here ass is nasty huge like the top of a muffin.

What a dissapointment that bitch is a muffin butt

by Joe January 13, 2005

scunt

Smelly Cunt

I wouldn't do that SCUNT if you paid me!

by Joe July 3, 2003

croovy

crutex + groovy = croovy

anything that is like crutex or that crutex likes is all croovy.

by joe September 26, 2004

Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.

Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.

by Joe December 27, 2004

pom pom

The last Homestar Runner character not to be defined on this

Pom Pom is Homestar's homie.

by Joe April 20, 2003

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

by Joe May 19, 2004

table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 1, 2005