Joe's definitions

beaotch

a slang term for the word bitch. Used as a informal familial term or as an insult

1.Sup beaotch.
2.Man last night Jodi wouldn't stop yeling she was being such a beaotch

by Joe March 11, 2003

the crow

Brandon Lee is the man. The crow is one of the 5 best movies of all time. It's about a young man named Eric Draven who gets murdered along with his fiance' by a gang. He is then brought back from the dead by a crow and procedes to kick some fuckin ass. Brandon was killed during the making of this movie by a dummy bullet that had gotten lodged in the barrel of a prop gun. When the gun was used, the blank had enough power to shoot the round out.

"here funboy"

by Joe May 1, 2004

cut one from the herd

to take a dump

Man i got to go to the bathroom and cut one from the herd

by joe March 30, 2004

Sharan

Loser Of the World. Biggest loser ever. One that eats excreted material.

A Dog

by Joe June 20, 2003

talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

by joe April 22, 2003

buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 5, 2004

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!

1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?

by Joe September 5, 2005