Joe's definitions

crayston

Gheyboy, biggest gimp this side of leeds. went out with a millom bird

crayston fucks hunt

by joe April 20, 2004

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 5, 2004

Amélie

definately not the greatest movie int he world.. but definately good in a gay sort of way..

i watched amelie after my boys left and i had no more weed and it was pretty good.. then they came back and we watched the 4 oclock game

by joe December 7, 2004

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005

Cobb

Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.

Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?

by Joe February 20, 2005

sweetness

Long Island talk for "coolness"

total sweetness! Jake got Bens Fold tickets 6th row!

by Joe February 11, 2003