Joe's definitions

jock

1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.

"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."

by joe May 1, 2004

lucky

an object that never plays warcraft, or is afraid to face the almight wrath of mofoj0e.

a hottie.

hi lucky my name is joe mamma

by Joe April 14, 2004

mustang

1. Muscle car whose body really only needs to be modified from the back as that is all people will ever see, unless it's parked.

2. Extremely reliable car.

3. Car whose tuners actually make them look and operate better than they bought them.

1. Man that Mustang has awesome taillights. I wish I could catch up to see what the front looks like.

2. I've owned two Mustangs: a '68 with 150,000+ miles on it, and a '98 with 93,000 currently. Both ran fine. Found on Road Dead? Nope. Sorry.

3. Man that Saleen looks sweet.
Let's race it with my Accord. Cool, they're biting.
Shit, dude I think the transmission is broke.
Pull over.
The Saleen was nearly gone by that point.
- transcript from an actual video

by joe January 5, 2005

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van

Rupinder nandra of Hayes

by joe December 15, 2003

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

by Joe February 21, 2004

special k

I retarded cerial thaet makeeas yoiu reatardid, I eat it can you tell?

"Dam thaet speicail K was goood"

by JOE July 23, 2004

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004