14 definitions by Jock059
when a girls coming on strong and you dont want any part of her so you say things like "we're not a good couple" " I was thinking of scoring someone else" (commonly used by football jocks)
Jock 1: that ugly whore was deffinately tryin to pick me up
Jock 2: i know man she was talkin about getting married
Jock 1: I know I was heavy in my back peddle
Jock 2: i know man she was talkin about getting married
Jock 1: I know I was heavy in my back peddle
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
When a guy is tackling more than one girl its just a way for him to put the girls in order of who he likes more.
Used by those Jock guys
Used by those Jock guys
guy 1: I cant believe Jess, Rach, Lila, and Tanya all like you
guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach
guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?
Brady: I got scared man
Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
Brady: I got scared man
Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
A word that describes something that is highly unlikely like the Hail Mary play in football (Used alot by football jocks)
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
Jock 1: did you fuck alice
Jock 2: I wanted to but i had to settle for 3 points
Jock 1: wow I hate when you have to settle for a fieldgoal
Jock 2: I wanted to but i had to settle for 3 points
Jock 1: wow I hate when you have to settle for a fieldgoal
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
guy 1: Should i go for that blonde
guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands
guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way
guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands
guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
by Jock059 January 7, 2010