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Move the Chains

Taking things to the next level with a girl (Football Jock Talk)
Jock 1: man ive been tackling Lexi for a week now, and ive already scored, i think its time to MOVE THE CHAINS

Jock 2: You should you guys look good together and she's deffinately girlfriend material
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Fieldgoal

when you want to go all the way with a girl but she doesnt let you. (among football jocks)
Jock 1: did you fuck alice

Jock 2: I wanted to but i had to settle for 3 points

Jock 1: wow I hate when you have to settle for a fieldgoal
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)
Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Blitz

When you rush things with a girl, you can be succesful or non-succesful. Used alot by cocky football jocks
Jock 1: Dude i heaed about you and Steph

Jock 2: She's so stiff but i decided to blitz and actually got a hand job
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Benchwarmer

A guy who doesnt get girls or is too scared to go for it
Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?

Brady: I got scared man

Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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Hands

A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team
guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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1st string

When a guy is tackling more than one girl its just a way for him to put the girls in order of who he likes more.

Used by those Jock guys
guy 1: I cant believe Jess, Rach, Lila, and Tanya all like you

guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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